Title: The Most Famous (Four) Reindeer of All
Author: darkrosetiger
Pairings/Characters: Team AR-1
Rating: PG
Length: ~885 words
Summary: The one where they're Santa's reindeer.
Warnings: Crackfic like a big cracky thing that's cracktastic.
Disclaimer: SGA = NOT MINE
Notes: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. And Presents. And Ham.

( You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen...Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph... )

-title- The Double Disappearance of Colonel Sheppard, Chapter Three
-author- Sophonisba (saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly. Fusion. Strong language. Humor relating to primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Random technobabble that doesn't make too much more sense than that of the original. Follows Chapter One; it shouldn't be as necessary to read ( Read more... )

The Animal Challenge is NOW closed; you can find the 25 entries archived here or using the Animal challenge tag.

New challenge coming right up!

Edited for typo: duh.

Edited again because, yes, yes, I admit it, my lame punmaking skills failed me! All I could think of was, "The Animal Challenge has been put down," which was in such staggeringly ( Read more... )

Title: Deep In The Hundred Acre Galaxy
Author: notapipe
Wordcount: 3350
Rating: (Light) PG for language.
Pairings: None, really.
Warnings: Well, it's kind of absurd/crack. And there's an image. Also: AU.
Summary:A donkey named Caldwell is his friend ( Read more... )

Title: A Gerbil Story
Author: kuonji
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir
Pairings: none
Category: slight angst, humor
Rating: G
Spoilers: very minor for "Before I Sleep"
Words: ~5760
Summary: "You're not seriously telling us that that crazy guy turned Dr. McKay into a gerbil?"

A/N: "I ( Read more... )

-title- The Double Disappearance of Colonel Sheppard, Chapter One: Daybreak
-author- Sophonisba (saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly. Fusion. Strong language. Humor relating to genitalia.
-timeframe- Takes place during second season, sort of.
-characters- John, Rodney; cameos by Zelenka and Ronon
-disclaimer- SGA, of course, is not mine. Neither, sadly, is ( Read more... )

Title: Linnaeus Says So
Pairing: Rodney/Teyla aka McKeyla
Rating: hardish PG-13
Notes:
'Mr Gensen, who had hair so blonde it was almost blinding, nodded at Rodney: “They do say,” he said genially, “that the mulatto, such as your girl, are the best of the slave races'

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-title- Role Model
-author- Sophonisba (saphanibaal)
-warnings- Gen. Silly.
-timeframe- Takes place during first season.
-characters- Elizabeth, Teyla, Rodney, Ford, Sheppard
-disclaimer- Neither SGA nor the role model in question are mine in any way, shape, or form, save that the latter was my second not-related-to-me female role model. Possibly it shows. ( Read more... )

Just Like Penguins
Part Two
by losyark
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay; Roy and Silo.
Pairing: McShep
Rating: Pg-13 for smooshiness
Spoilers: Up to and set between “The Siege III” and “Intruder”
Author’s Notes: ruinsofmysanity wanted smut. I failed utterly.
Summary: “Gay penguins?” John asked, just to clarify, because who knew Rodney ( Read more... )

Title: Therianthropy of the Soul
Author: liketheriver
Category: Gen, Angst.
Word Count: ~4000
Rating: T (but that might be a bit conservative)
Pairings: None
Characters: Ronon with the team
Warnings: None
Spoilers:  A teeny tiny one for Phantoms.  Blink and you'll miss it.
Summary: It was funny how the Wraith always did that to him, turned him into an ( Read more... )